You're worth it. I Swear.
Your hearts against my chest, Your lips pressed to my neck. I've fallen for your eyes.
But they don't know me yet. And with this feeling I'll forget, I'm in love now.
itsmamrie:

my most favorite thing ever, bye

poopflow:

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

"Fuck, my tea."
me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)
the-way-im-feeling:

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pasiphile:

frankysplait:

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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SUE

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

helenas-hood:

gllob:

a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced

I asked my old science teacher this and he said “I make jokes to make myself laugh because I know I’m funny.”

youmademebelieveindreams:

wawapapi69:

Kinda want to play with your hair kinda want to go down on you for 45 minutes

Basically.

  • me: i have no classes with anybody i know
  • my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
  • me: no
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