hi there
Your hearts against my chest, Your lips pressed to my neck. I've fallen for your eyes.
But they don't know me yet. And with this feeling I'll forget, I'm in love now.

amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

heytherenia:

I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 

peachofcake:

if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something

usmcdreamin32:

Six word story

one-hella-fine-viking:

loldork:

Depressing thought: in a 100 years almost everyone that’s alive now will be dead and the world will be inhabited by 10 billion or so completely new people.

not so depressing thought: maybe these new people will be less bigoted, sexist and racist.

“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

miranduh-cosgrove:

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

its really rude to talk about girls like that 
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